Jupiter structural layer cake
A concept started by the magic of autocorrect!
GUEST: Hi. I’m wondering if you can help me. Do either of you speak Spanish?
COWORKER: No, I’m sorry.
GUEST: Why not? I don’t understand.
COWORKER: I apologize, but I can understand your English perfectly, sir. How can I help you?
(Guest lunges over the counter)
GUEST: I was in the army!!! Were…
GUEST: Hi there. I need to borrow your lint roller.
COWORKER: We actually don’t have one back here, but the front desk should have one.
GUEST: Really? A concierge desk without a lint roller? That’s bad. That’s a standard thing for any concierge to have. You should really know that. I work in the…
Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.
pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world
this is the actual best thing