ilovecharts:

Blueprint of IKEA
via n-arrowpath

ilovecharts:

Blueprint of IKEA

via n-arrowpath

(Source: 9GAG)

4gifs:

Pass this idiot. [video]

4gifs:

Pass this idiot. [video]

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

"children"

hotel-job:

GUEST: What room should we book? We have four adults and four (does air quotes) “children.”

(I’m assuming she did airquotes because she’s not sure what we consider the age cutoff for children, but it’s also possible that they carry around four potatoes with faces drawn on that they take care of and love very much??)

obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

(via pleatedjeans)

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.

tastefullyoffensive:

“Bye honey, I’m off to work.” [x]

"Is okay to fly with gun?"

hotel-job:

(This Swedish family that has been talking down their nose at me all week just yelled at me because their car is 7 minutes late to pick them up. Lots of “In Sweden when we do something, we do it properly.” and “This is not acceptable to us.” Right after the driver arrived, their adult daughter…