Jupiter structural layer cake

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Concierge Secret Nod #34

hotel-job:

GUEST: Hi. I’m wondering if you can help me. Do either of you speak Spanish?
COWORKER: No, I’m sorry.
GUEST: Why not? I don’t understand.
COWORKER: I apologize, but I can understand your English perfectly, sir. How can I help you?

(Guest lunges over the counter)

GUEST: I was in the army!!! Were…

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

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The moment my coworker ran out of "nice"

hotel-job:

GUEST: Hi there. I need to borrow your lint roller.
COWORKER: We actually don’t have one back here, but the front desk should have one.
GUEST: Really? A concierge desk without a lint roller? That’s bad. That’s a standard thing for any concierge to have. You should really know that. I work in the…

mosaicheartt:

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.

mosaicheartt:

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.

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livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

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lacigreen:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

finndicate:

vjezze:

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

there’s several of these as well;

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

this is the actual best thing

lacigreen:

hey-assbutt-its-a-parade:

finndicate:

vjezze:

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

there’s several of these as well;image

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

this is the actual best thing

(via sock-zombs)